Doors close 30 November. Live workshop Tuesday 1 December.
The Wellness Alchemy Triquetra™ Collection
NOVEMBER: THE GUT
Bloated by lunchtime. Blocked for days. Burning after dinner.
Your gut didn’t suddenly get worse. Your hormones changed the rules.
The Gut & Digestion Collection brings you three Wellness Alchemy Triquetra Solutions, Bloating, Constipation and Indigestion, to help you uncover what’s contributing to your symptoms, understand the bigger picture and, most importantly, know what to actually DO about it.
Doors close 30 November. Live workshop Tuesday 1 December.
YOU DON’T NEED ANOTHER 12-WEEK PROTOCOL.
You need to fix the things that’s bothering you right now.
Each month, the Collection takes one midlife problem (your gut, your hormones, your energy) and works on it from every angle.
Most experts give you one strand. The nutritionist gives you the biology, the therapist gives you the psychology, and the healer gives you the spirituality. That’s three people, three programmes and three price tags, and none of them talking to each other.
The Wellness Alchemy Triquetra™ brings all three together:
Biology: you finally understand what your hormones are doing, so you stop guessing.
Psychology: your nervous system calms down, so your body stops fighting you.
Spirituality: you feel like you again, so this time it lasts.
ALL THREE THREADS. ONE GUIDE. FROM $99
A Note from Lisa
Hey Warrior Goddess,
I know that place. Doing everything “right” and still not recognising the woman in the mirror. Tired in a way sleep doesn’t touch, frustrated with a body that suddenly seems to have a mind of its own, and being told it’s just your age.
I’ve been there. The exhaustion, the hormonal chaos, the anxiety, the weight changes, and that overwhelming feeling of trying to hold everything together while wondering where the hell the old me went.
But somewhere along the way, I realised I wasn’t supposed to get back to the woman I used to be. I was evolving into someone new.
And what I discovered was that no single diet, supplement or mindset shift held all the answers. My body needed the biology, my mind needed to understand the patterns I’d been carrying, and my spirit needed space to rediscover who I was becoming.
That’s why I created the Wellness Alchemy Triquetra™ Collection.
Because our midlife problems don’t happen in isolation, and neither do their solutions.
You don’t have to tackle everything at once. Start with the problem that’s bothering you most, explore what’s really going on, and let’s turn that understanding into healing and meaningful change.
With love,
Lisa x
The Wellness Alchemy Triquetra Collection is RIGHT for YOU if…
You’re sick of being told “it’s just menopause” or “it’s your age” every time you mention feeling exhausted, bloated, anxious, forgetful or just not quite yourself.
You’ve got a growing list of symptoms and no bloody idea where to start. Your gut’s playing up, your sleep’s a mess, your hormones are all over the place, and you’re wondering whether any of it is connected.
You’re exhausted by the wellness industry’s endless quick fixes. Another supplement, another hormone hack, another restrictive diet, another expert promising that THIS is the one thing that will solve everything.
You know there’s more going on than just your hormones. You want to understand how your metabolism, nervous system, nutrition, emotions, beliefs and everyday life might all be contributing to how you feel.
You’ve watched the reels, listened to the podcasts and saved enough wellness advice to fill a library. You don’t need another explanation of what’s happening. You want practical Solutions that help you move beyond understanding into healing and meaningful change.
You want to tackle the problems that actually matter to YOU. Whether it’s bloating, constipation, brain fog, burnout, hair loss, anxiety or losing your spark, you want to start with what’s bothering you most rather than sign up for another enormous programme.
You’re open to looking at the WHOLE picture. The biology of your body, the psychology of your habits and Armour Weight™, and the spirituality of intuition, identity and meaning. You’re curious about science, holistic wisdom and maybe even a little witchy magic.
You don’t want your entire life to become a wellness project. You want focused, manageable Solutions, practical tools and an Alchemy Plan you can actually put into action without overhauling your entire existence.
You’re ready to stop seeing midlife as the beginning of the end. You want to feel healthier, more confident and more connected to yourself, while embracing the freedom, wisdom and possibilities of the woman you’re becoming.
And you’d quite like to do all of that surrounded by a community of Warrior Goddesses who are asking the same questions, doing the work, sharing their discoveries and supporting one another along the way.
If you’re nodding along, you’ve found your Collection.
36 problems. 36 practical Solutions. One whole woman.
Welcome to the Wellness Alchemy Triquetra™ Collection.
You’ve spent long enough being told it’s
“just menopause.”
You don’t have separate problems that can all be blamed on your hormones or your age.
Your hormones are changing. But they’re not the whole story.
Your metabolism, gut, nervous system, nutrition, stress, beliefs and the Armour Weight™ you’ve been carrying can all influence how you feel. And your symptoms don’t always happen in isolation.
The Wellness Alchemy Triquetra™ Collection gives you 36 practical Solutions through Biology × Psychology × Spirituality, so you can stop chasing quick fixes, discover what’s contributing to your problems and move beyond understanding into healing and meaningful change.
Kitchen witchery awaits in the Collection
Choose your Solution here:
Get the Bloating Solution now $99
For you if your belly swells through the day, month or after meals and you’ve no idea why.
Inside: a 20-minute training, your wellness alchemy grimoire workbook and those bonuses
Get the Constipation Solution now $99
For you if “regular” is a distant memory.
Inside: a 20-minute training, your wellness alchemy grimoire workbook and those bonuses
Get the Indigestion Solution now $99
For you if heartburn, reflux or that heavy, full feeling follows you to bed.
Inside: a 20-minute training, your wellness alchemy grimoire workbook and those bonuses
Get the Full Gut Collection 3 for price of 2 $198
Three Solutions for the price of two, because your gut rarely has just one thing going on. Only while doors are open.
LIFETIME ACCESS TO YOUR SOLUTION
✓ The Wellness Alchemy Collection Classroom: Your Solution, Trainings & Guides
✓ The 20 Minute Micro Class with detailed Wellness Alchemy Grimoire including practices, supplements, rituals & habits through the lens of biology, psychology and spirituality to understand, heal and transform your problem into a solution and into meaningful change
✓ The Embodiment & Intuition Tool — The Knowing helps you reconnect with your body, recognise its signals and learn to trust your own inner wisdom.
✓ The Consistency Tool — The Rhythm helps you turn good intentions into realistic habits and daily practices that fit your life, rather than another impossible routine you’ll abandon by Friday.
✓ The Follow-Through Formulary — The Follow-Through helps you navigate resistance, perfectionism, people pleasing and the inevitable moments when life gets in the way, so you can keep coming back to what matters.
✓ Monthly LIVE Workshop on the first Tuesday of every month for the LIVE Collection
✓ Monthly Q&As inside the Community, recorded where you can ask questions live or watch later
✓ Private & Confidential Community on Skool
Together, we rise, you won’t be doing this on your own
JOIN FOR $99
OR 3 FOR PRICE OF 2 $297 $199
The Collection Questions
Let us answer the most frequently asked questions we get before women join us on the Island.
Q: Which Solution should I start with?
A: The one that bothers you most. Not sure? Take the free Midlife Symptom Decoder first.
Access the Decoder –> https://thewarriorgoddesssaga.com/the-decoder/
Q: Can I buy solutions later?
A: Absolutely! That’s one of the things I love about how I’ve designed the Wellness Alchemy Collection. You don’t have to buy everything at once, and you certainly don’t have to tackle every problem in your life at the same time.
Every Wellness Alchemy Solution is available individually for $99, so you can start with the problem that’s bothering you most and explore other Solutions whenever you’re ready.
As new Collections are released, their Solutions will become available inside our Skool classroom too, gradually building a library of 36 Solutions across 12 areas of midlife wellbeing.
The only thing to remember is that our Buy 3 Solutions for the Price of 2 offer ($198 instead of $297) is available during that Collection’s launch window. After that, each Solution remains available individually for $99.
One problem at a time. One Solution at a time. At your own pace.
Q: What if I can't attend the LIVE workshop? Will there be a replay?
A: You haven’t missed your opportunity to work on your wellbeing!
Each month, we’ll open the doors to a different Wellness Alchemy Collection, with three focused Solutions and a special live workshop.
Once that launch window closes, the Solutions don’t disappear. They remain available to purchase individually for $99 inside our Skool classroom.
What you will miss is that month’s special three-for-two offer and the opportunity to attend the live Collection workshop.
So there’s no pressure to keep up with every launch. Choose the Solutions that are relevant to you, when they’re relevant to you. If you are not inside our Skool community and want to purchase a previous solution, simply email us at hello@thewarriorgoddesssaga.com and we will make that happen for you.
Q: What if I can't attend the LIVE workshop? Will there be a replay?
A: Our Wellness Alchemy Collection workshops take place on the first Tuesday of every month at 6pm UK time.
I’ve chosen this time to make it as accessible as possible for our Warrior Goddesses across the UK, Europe and the US.
I’ve deliberately chosen to make these workshops LIVE-only, with no recordings.
Why? Because we’re talking about some pretty personal things here! Bloating, constipation, bladder leaks, libido, anxiety, relationships and all the other things that can affect us in midlife.
I want you to feel comfortable asking questions, sharing experiences and having honest conversations without worrying about them being recorded.
And these aren’t necessarily sessions where you just sit and listen to me talk! We might explore a practical exercise, try a technique together, work through something from your Grimoire or experience a little Wellness Alchemy in action.
So if you can make it LIVE, I’d really encourage you to join us. There’s something special about learning, practising and connecting together in the moment.
But what if you genuinely can’t make it?
Please don’t worry! You still have access to our private Skool community, where you can ask questions, share experiences and connect with other Warrior Goddesses whenever you like.
We’ll have a dedicated Q&A thread where you can post questions at any time, whether they’re about your particular Solution or something else you’re exploring.
And once a month, I also host a general LIVE Q&A for everyone inside the Skool community. This is separate from our Collection workshops, covers questions about any Solution and, unlike the workshops, will be recorded so you can catch the replay.
Plus, your masterclass, companion Grimoire, Alchemy Plan and three Bonus Tools are always available inside your classroom to explore at your own pace.
The Collection workshops are a wonderful opportunity to go deeper, practise together and connect in real time.
I’d love to see you there, but there’s no falling behind in Wellness Alchemy. Your journey happens at your pace, and there’s plenty of support along the way.
Q: Is The Island just about weight loss?
A: No. But we’re also not going to pretend you’re shallow because you want to lose belly fat or fit comfortably into your clothes.
We care about fat loss AND muscle.
Body composition. Strength. Insulin sensitivity. Bone health. Energy. Confidence. Sleep. Cravings. Libido. Resilience. Longevity.
We’re building bodies for now and for the decades ahead.
A: No. But we’re also not going to pretend you’re shallow because you want to lose belly fat or fit comfortably into your clothes.
We care about fat loss AND muscle.
Body composition. Strength. Insulin sensitivity. Bone health. Energy. Confidence. Sleep. Cravings. Libido. Resilience. Longevity.
We’re building bodies for now and for the decades ahead.
Q: Do I have to follow a meal plan?
A: No. Life does not follow a meal plan.
Instead, The Forged Method™ teaches you how to build meals around your goals and understand protein, carbohydrates, fats, blood sugar and fuelling your training.
The goal is that eventually you don’t need someone handing you a menu.
You know how to feed yourself.
Q: What if I’m neurodivergent and struggle with consistency?
A: Welcome to the club. 😂
The answer isn’t more shame or trying to magically become a person who never gets distracted, overwhelmed or knocked off course.
We work on making consistency easier, building routines that work in real life and, most importantly, learning how to come back.
Q: Is there actually an Island? Do I need a passport? Or a boat?
A: Sadly, I have not yet acquired Themyscira.
The entire experience is online. 😂🏝️
The Maps, boats, shores, Landings and Amazons are part of the world we’ve created around the programme.
No flights. No passport. No seasickness.
You can become an Amazon from Belfast, Boston or your back bedroom.
Q: What if I have injuries, dodgy knees, a frozen shoulder or haven’t exercised for years?
A: You’ll be encouraged to work with the body you actually have, not the imaginary 25-year-old one fitness programmes seem to think we’re all walking around in.
We teach foundations, progression and adaptation in our training. If you have an injury or medical condition that affects exercise, we ensure you have been passed by your doctor or physio to train.
If kettlebell training is out of the picture for right now, do not worry because we created the Island with the Forged Method focusing on your nutrition first and with walking. We also have a full library of body weight, resistance band and yoga hiit workouts you can try.
If you want to check whether your condition or injury is OK, reach out to us via DM on Facebook or IG or email us here: hello@thewarriorgoddesssaga.com
Q: Do you have a payment plan or split pay option?
A: We got you covered. At the cart/check out page, scroll down and choose the split pay option of 3x payments of $67.
This is not a membership or recurring payment, it is a payment plan where all three installments over 90 days will be due and cannot be cancelled.
Q: Do I get a private community?
YES. And this is a huge part of what makes The Island different.
Think of it as an online women’s commune for becoming Sexy Strong — inspired by Themyscira and populated by midlife Amazons.
Our private Skool community gives you a safe space away from the noise of social media to ask questions, get support, share the messy bits, celebrate your wins in Victory Lane and connect with women who genuinely get it.
Your own little corner of the internet where women come to get stronger — together. 🏝️⚔️
Q: What happens after the 90 days?
A. Nothing disappears. You have lifetime access to The Island.
And the 90 days aren’t an arbitrary number we pulled out of a coconut. 😂
According to the research, resistance-training studies show measurable improvements in muscle strength and muscle size from programmes lasting as little as 6 weeks, while research specifically in women aged 45–80 has commonly studied programmes from 8–32 weeks and consistently found improvements in strength and functional fitness.
The latest American College of Sports Medicine evidence review — pulling together 137 systematic reviews and more than 30,000 participants — confirms that resistance training improves muscle strength and hypertrophy, with consistency being one of the biggest things that matters.
So your 90-Day Midlife Body Plan gives you a science-backed window to build muscle, get stronger, establish your habits and start changing your body composition.
But 90 days is your guideline, not your deadline.
You have lifetime access, so there is no falling behind. Take longer. Repeat the Map. Revisit the lessons. Keep training and progressing alongside your fellow Amazons.
And if you want to go faster, go deeper or get more personalised support, you can upgrade to our Premium level for additional coaching, accountability and guidance.
90 days gives you the Map. Lifetime access means you get to explore The Island at your own pace. 🏝️
Q: Can I cancel?
A: This is a digital product, so there are no returns or refunds. Full details on our terms & conditions, visit here.
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